A few things i would love to share......

NOTE:I love you Rey and Chris. I'm just joking around guys.


These are my metal buddy's and if you ask me I think its the worst picture Ive ever seen in my entire life, 1. Rey (the guy wearing the "exodus" shirt) doesn't even like Exodus or little does he know what Exodus really is. 2. I would like for you to take a look at my other buddy Chris (the guy with no sleeves) as usual showing off his "pecks" as he likes to call em, looking like an insecure version of Wolverine if they made em into a teddy bear (no homo). Guys got to cut down on those bro-tein shakes guys.


Jesus FUCKING Christ if you don't think this is a funny picture I will punch you in the gut next time i see you for being such an idiot. These pictures are like "that diamond in the dirt". so rare and free, and since you found it you can do whatever the fuck you want with em. so that's what i am doing here for you.

While on tour with these two guys with their other glorious band that rolls by the name of Flawless Victory. So the joke of the tour was playing Dead Albatross, well mostly George and I would crack the jokes about it till the breaking point of these dudes tempers on their other band.So everyone was drunk or sleepy by the time it was time to leave Denver, Colorado and I got behind the wheel while drunken George co-piloted. I start driving and to cheer up the vibe i put on Dead Albatross. Song starts we laugh a little bit in the front and the guys make faces talk about how they can at least play the guitar unlike me blahblahFUCKING blah. I get caught up in driving and I let the demo play, which musically its really good music you guys you should check it out but to me and George its laughing material, the demo plays and I CATCH MYSELF JAMMING OUT and going along with the drums. for a good 30 seconds till I look at George and I'm like "no man change that shit. I just caught myself jamming out to this shit" we both laugh. me in shame. Rule #1 don't like what you poke fun at because you will become the joke. Its like first grade all over again.

be sure to check out Dead Albatross and Flawless Victory
both great bands and musically active. Thanks to Chris, Rey, and George for letting me tour with them after all my annoying incidents..........

Special thanks to Rey and Chris nothing but love guys, you know I'm just joking around!

P. fucking S.

I want to get like this girl on my birthday. Not go to jail tho, Fuck that shit