Meet You Overboard: Birthday Party

Sometimes in this boring life. We have to do things we don't want to do,
For example: Birthday party's. jesus Christ do I hate kids with 'ttudes and boy do they hate me.

First example of it is my little man here, My cousin. <3
Cute as hell. just acts like the devil.
In Spanish how the conversation went down after he tried to hit my camera

"vas a ver emmanuel le voy a decir a tu papa"
"no"
"si"
starts crying like a girl....

I take pictures and laugh, He gets more angry and I WIN.
Got to love kids.

Not.

One of the ups of the party of the many downs was the tank full of helium. They left me in charge of this sucker and the balloons, Huge mistake. I finished my balloon duties and took my lovely sister Tracy as a witness to my huffing helium techniques. (insert** that one cool song. "dont sweat the technique"). After 10 huffs or so you start hearing things differently. You can no longer stand and you laugh a lot.
Kids started gathering. So as 'Elvis Crepo's "Pintame" song played in the background and ironically they were painting kids faces with stars and stuff. As i catch lil girl looking at me inhale all this helium like a madman I turn around and sing to her
"Pinta, Pinta, Pinta su carita,"
with the silly helium voice. Never seen a kid more confused and Tracy laugh that much.
I was all dazed leaning against the wall, couldnt even hold my own camera when I hear "cachito ven a tomar fotos para este lado" ooooofffff trip kill.

Proof:

Overall birthday parties are okay but kids are so annoying.
but the free food, free helium, and hanging out with family made it all very worth it.

Heres a picture of some random fat kid that reminded me of younger me. Just cause I also like to wear Hawaiian shirts and not everyone likes those but me and this kid share that bond and even if i don't know him I give my fellow fat bud a salute for being wise and wearing these pimp ass shirts.. hope they get you laid kid.

chubs.

kids are a pain. at least i wasn't when I was. I was the quiet kid that wouldn't speak until spoken to. Until i got to 4th grade and i change a teachers life, made her cry me a river. That stupid cunt.
I saw her at at&t still wears that same old gear shes had since the 80's when she started teaching. Anyways here are some more pictures of this party. hope you enjoy my nonsense.