Amigos

Would do anything for these two right here, even tho three things are terribly wrong in this picture.
1.Carlos is missing.
2.Oscar is missing.
3.If those walls could speak. This is very room I woke up naked in one time, if it wasn't for those three chicks laughing at me I would've never woken up. (Wont go into details, but geeeesssuussss)

Going on with my story. Friends. It's so strange how in the outside world, I'm usually the guy making fun of people, but that's not the case here. With these two assholes I get made fun of 24/7 and I cant seem to understand why. Even when its my birthday, it's hilarious. Even I laugh.

Going back to 7th grade. The glorious days, the best days, the days I would do anything to go back to. There was a time when we pulled any prank in the book on each other. Oscar Cardenas which is missing in this picture got it the worst. From flour to the face to BBQ in the nose to Jr peeing on a poor kid while he was sleeping to shitting in young Oscar's shoe and getting his fat toe full of shit. (I know fucking gross. but that's Jr for you) One night my Buddy's here decided to return the favor and prank me! Boy was I mad. I walked home looking like a fucking idiot covered in flour. When I got home, I looked at myself in the mirror and I was furious of what these guys had done to me.
They still talk shit about how I walked home that night like a bitch. One day I'm gonna post clips of all of our home videos.

This goes out to my friends.
I love you guys with all my heart.
Today meant the world to me.